Dad jokes = the best jokes.
"Don’t be disgusting"
how is a toaster delivered in theory
OKAY GUYS I HAVE DECIDED TO DO A THING
AND I DO MEAN EVERYONE
WHO REBLOGS THIS UNTIL THE 20TH
GETS A CHRISTMAS GIFT MADE BY ME
ACCORDING TO THEIR BLOGS
You don’t need to do ANYTHING ut reblog ! Seriously i don’t care if you follow me or not. i WILL make EVERYONE something !
So yay !
Sherlock: Mummy, this is John.
Mrs. Holmes: … Afghanistan or Iraq?
John: … Brilliant.
A follow up to this post
SHE NEEDS TO BE MUMMY.
THIS. THISHSIHHHSIT. JJASHHAHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THIS THISTHISTHISTH .
Yo, Pepsi fired some shots, but Coca Cola fucking bazooka’d them back.
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Press play and enjoy fuckers.
At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.
GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE
POST-REICHENBACH→ John can’t sleep and he’s thinking about Sherlock’s laptop, that he could left him there some clue about Moriarty. He’s trying to guess the password and suddenly an idea came to his mind.
Why would you do that?? WHY .!?,.!
i was literally just thinking about that
John F. Kennedy having a tea party with his daughter, Caroline.
tbh most of my childhood has been spent calculating the difference between my age and that of some twenty-some musician and then trying to figure out if i could date them or not
My adulthood is going the same way tbh
this is the best plot twist i have ever seen in my life
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
Detail shots from the poppy field!